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Merry Bloody Xmas
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It’s that time of year,
Impending doom is near,
It’s Christmas again…
Oh, it’s Christmas time,
Fuck your mistletoe and wine,
Santa Claus, suck my balls,
Sod the queen and bollocks to it all,
It’s misery, but we pretend tho,
The kids are being shits cos they didn’t get the new Nintendo,
It’s christmas time and everyone’s crying,
No one is having fun,
It’s Christmas day, can you feel my pain?
Where’s the gun, I’m done,
Oh, it’s Christmas time,
Fuck your mistletoe and wine,
Christmas morn, we’re all in debt,
Credit card’s maxed and the bailiff’s next,
Jingle bells, welcome to hell,
I really hope the turkey’s not making that smell,
Oh Lord, give me strength,
To look impressed when I open my presents,
A body spray set and reindeer socks,
I’ll slap you round the face with your cheap ass chocolates,
It’s christmas time and everyone’s crying,
No one is having fun,
It’s Christmas day, can you feel my pain?
Where’s the gun, I’m done,
Dear God, just let it end,
Everyone’s drunk and arguing again,
Kill me now, the in-laws are here,
Gotta pretend we don’t hate each other for one day a year,
It’s christmas time and everyone’s crying,
No one is having fun,
It’s Christmas day, can you feel my pain?
Where’s the gun, I’m done,
I think the cat’s shat in my slippers again,
And maybe the turkey,
Keep the kids away from uncle Bob,
He’s a little bit odd, we’ve heard the rumours,
Nan passed out after watching the queen’s speech,
Clutching her copy of the Daily Mail,
If I hear one more argument I’m gonna brick you in the face,
Then bury you in the back garden,
I’ll be off to the charity shop tomorrow with all my shit presents,
Now you can all fuck off until next year,
Merry bloody Christmas,
Bastards, the lot of you!
Christmas time,
Christmas time,
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Santa brought us a nuclear attack,
Just one big a-bomb in his sack,
See the falling snow, it’s burning ash,
Put christmas hats on the roaches and rats,
Oh, such mirth, joyous surprise,
Seeing christmas through melted eyes,
The last ones alive are crying,
Happy holocaust and christmas time,
Merry Christmas, one and all,
We’ll dance in the fallout,
On Christmas day,
They dropped the bomb,
On Christmas day,
The day everyone went away,
Oh, merry christmas,
All succumb to the sickness,
Mother’s putting your presents,
In what’s left of your fingers,
Saint’s and sinners, repent
Our carols are screams that linger,
And years down the line,
When the kids are mummified,
We’ll share memories and wine,
Happy holocaust and christmas time,
Merry Christmas, one and all,
We’ll dance in the fallout,
On Christmas day,
They dropped the bomb,
On Christmas day,
The day everyone went away,
Oh, merry christmas,
All succumb to the sickness,
It’s christmas time again,
I’m eating what’s left of my friends,
It’s christmas time again,
Just waiting of the end,
I sit alone in my festive tomb,
Melted tinsel decorates the room,
Thank God for the Great Cull,
You should see the smiles on the children’s skulls,
I hang the missing pieces of me,
Up upon a dead christmas tree,
Stale crumbs and fetid rum,
Oh, how I wish I could see the sun,
On Christmas day…
Oh Christmas day…
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Mr. Strange UK
Formed in 2006, Mr. Strange are an alternative electro-rock band from the Isle of Wight, UK. They are known for their
fondness of switching up musical genres, bizarre appearance, and rather energetic live shows.
Mr. Strange currently have 6 full-length studio albums, as well as a compilation album of early material and a "Best Of" album called 'WTF?!'
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