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It’s that time of year,
Impending doom is near,
It’s Christmas again…


Oh, it’s Christmas time,
Fuck your mistletoe and wine,

Santa Claus, suck my balls,
Sod the queen and bollocks to it all,
It’s misery, but we pretend tho,
The kids are being shits cos they didn’t get the new Nintendo,


It’s christmas time and everyone’s crying,
No one is having fun,
It’s Christmas day, can you feel my pain?
Where’s the gun, I’m done,

Oh, it’s Christmas time,
Fuck your mistletoe and wine,


Christmas morn, we’re all in debt,
Credit card’s maxed and the bailiff’s next,
Jingle bells, welcome to hell,
I really hope the turkey’s not making that smell,

Oh Lord, give me strength,
To look impressed when I open my presents,
A body spray set and reindeer socks,
I’ll slap you round the face with your cheap ass chocolates,


It’s christmas time and everyone’s crying,
No one is having fun,
It’s Christmas day, can you feel my pain?
Where’s the gun, I’m done,


Dear God, just let it end,
Everyone’s drunk and arguing again,
Kill me now, the in-laws are here,
Gotta pretend we don’t hate each other for one day a year,


It’s christmas time and everyone’s crying,
No one is having fun,
It’s Christmas day, can you feel my pain?
Where’s the gun, I’m done,


I think the cat’s shat in my slippers again,
And maybe the turkey,
Keep the kids away from uncle Bob,
He’s a little bit odd, we’ve heard the rumours,
Nan passed out after watching the queen’s speech,
Clutching her copy of the Daily Mail,
If I hear one more argument I’m gonna brick you in the face,
Then bury you in the back garden,
I’ll be off to the charity shop tomorrow with all my shit presents,
Now you can all fuck off until next year,
Merry bloody Christmas,
Bastards, the lot of you!

Christmas time,
Christmas time,

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from Having a Horrible Christmas Time (single), released December 21, 2019
Written by Damo Strange and Saul Strange

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Mr. Strange UK

Formed in 2006, Mr. Strange are an alternative electro-rock band from the Isle of Wight, UK. They are known for their fondness of switching up musical genres, bizarre appearance, and rather energetic live shows.



Mr. Strange currently have 6 full-length studio albums, as well as a compilation album of early material and a "Best Of" album called 'WTF?!'
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